Steve Stalcup: Social Spider Web

I am deluged each day with people (irl) re-living their lives in the social spider web.  You see, I call it a spiderweb because once you get trapped – facebook kills you.  Then you turn into one of my friends (who will remain nameless) and post at least 10 pictures of herself, talk about having sex one night and then going to the hospital the next for a urinary tract infection.  Sadly, this lady has been trapped by the social spider web, and has been slowly killed.

The other tell tell sign of the spiderweb is the gang signs.  Spiders love these gang signs – so be on the lookout for { @, #, !, ♻ }

That is all – but please be my friend:

http://www.facebook.com/steve.stalcup

http://identi.ca/vorian

http://twitter.com/vorian

now for a funny movie