- Go and buy a turkey.
- Take a drink of whisky (scotch or bourbon).
- Put turkey in the oven.
- Take another two drinks of whisky.
- Set the degree at 180 ovens.
- Take three more whiskies of drink.
- Turn oven the on.
- Take four whisks of drinky.
- Turk the bastey.
- Whisky another bottle of get.
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
- Glass yourself a pour of whisky.
- Bake the whisky for four hours.
- Take the oven out of the turkey.
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off the pick.
- Turk the carvey.
- Get yourself another scottle of botch.
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out.
Merry Christmas Everyone!